Not quite the same, but this made me smile... How it's made: Christian Music
Yeah I've seen that one. Funny stuff for sure! :)
Fast praise song:
Intro - declaration that I will worship Jesus in a way I never really would. Middle - declare Jesus would do absolutely anything for me and ME ALONE. Ending - I love you Jesus, you make me feel so good.
Slow worship song:
Intro - Jesus I need you more than air in order to live. Middle - try to adapt unsuitable poetic metaphore: rose/kiss/JIMBF/etc, & cycle around. Ending - gently wind down using excessive regen. on the guitar players reverb pedal until it goes into feedback.
Or did you want something that wholly serious?
Nice Toni :)
JIMBF... makes me think of this: