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Limericks!

I was once involved in a "Limerick" discussion on an other forum and some of discussions were quite entertaining not to mention some of the limericks.

There were two or three people who were so quick at writing them at times they were virtually holding conversations in Limericks.

So any thoughts you have on Limericks, or how have you used Limericks?

Or just share your Limericks (No rude ones please!)

I'll make a start.

There are people on Worship the Rock

Who talk about God quite a lot

The give him such praise

The world they amaze

And silence the people who mock.

David Bull.

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Permalink Reply by Andrea Neustaeter on August 13, 2010 at 4:48am

here's my late night effort...

There once was a guy with an axe
Who never quite seemed to relax
To strum with a flair
With a song and a prayer
Perhaps he should take up the sax

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Permalink Reply by Michael Letus on August 13, 2010 at 10:43am

"Perhaps he should take up the sax"

A most excellent idea Andrea!!!!!!!!!

Now I'll give it a shot.

Jersey shore has a saxman named Letus
Who prays for the Spirit to meet us
He was such a head case
But now by God's grace
He goes to church service to greet us

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Permalink Reply by Stevo on August 13, 2010 at 1:38pm

Nice one

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Permalink Reply by Andrea Neustaeter on August 14, 2010 at 4:11am

LOL

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Permalink Reply by Daniel Read on August 13, 2010 at 11:33am

Well, it's an international site, so perhaps worth going round a few countries?

An Italian guitar-playing pastor
Maintained a strict diet of pasta.
He said, "Penne, I know
Just makes me strum slow
But spaghetti just makes me strum faster".