Anyone know any funny worship team or worship leader related jokes! Nothing too rude please though - don't want the drummers and bass players to get too down hearted :-)

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This may be more for a quartet-type group than a worship team but here goes:

Why was the lead singer standing outside the church?
(He didn't have the "key" and didn't know when to "come in".)
Well, my pastor used to say that "any worship service you walk away from was a good service" (a variation on the same joke about airplane landings), and there were Sundays when that was all that got us through.
so, Phil, are you saying that this wouldn't be the place for the joke about knowing the stage is level because the drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth? If not, I won't post it...[grin]
How many worship leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? to change the bulb and nine to say "I could have done it better"!
Oops... feeling a tad bit uncomfy now... have you been standing next to me when I attend church services? :)
that is funny dude, I dig that
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
Oh, WOW!! :o)
How do you stop the keyboard player?

Take away their sheet music...

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb while the rest of the world revolves around them.
I'd always heard that one as "how many sopranos..." but either way [grin].
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

5. One to change the bulb the other 4 to say I can do that.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one, but he needs a guitarist to show him where to put his fingers. Or alternatively, none, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

How can you tell when your drummer is about to leave the group?

He says "Hey guys, I've written a song"

What do you call someone who hangs around with the musicians in the worship band?

The drummer.

The whole worship team are having a social, the worship leader goes to the bars and says I'll have a [Insert fav drink] . The sound engineer says that "sounds great", turns to the barman and says, "I'll have one too, one two"


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